Sir Andrew and I

What might happen if Sir Andrew and Viola could continue their fight:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHMuzP8RTQQ&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZQhJwqxzuo

What they both wish they could do to each other:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omxmtMl-7MM&feature=related